It's a new NASCAR season beginning today. Will Junior finally win a Series Championship? Will Tony Stewart finally win a Daytona 500? Will The Jordan Rules leave his apartment for the next six months?
I'm rooting for Tony. He's fat and he slugs people for telling him so. What more can you want in a NASCAR driver?
Let's go racin', boys!
I gotta tell you Murph, your boy Smoke has some issues that may trip him up. In fact, we should set the line on number of laps he completes before getting in a wreck: 100, and I bet the under. If he's within four cars of either of the Busch brothers, odds of a wreck go way up. He's the only driver out there that can't keep the difference between his car and his fist straight.
God help me, I love NASCAR.
Posted by: Spibby | February 17, 2008 at 11:14 AM